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Horsemeat Discovered In 90% Of IKEA Products
BANGNA – The IKEA horsemeat scandal grew even bigger this week when it was revealed that the Swedish furniture giant had been secretly using horse-carcass products not just in its meatballs, but in...
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Stock Market Correction Delights Poorest, Stupidest Expats
BANGKOK – Last week’s near-100-point drop in the Stock Exchange of Thailand’s SET Index was greeted with great enthusiasm by the city’s many expatriates who possess neither investment income or...
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Noble Unveils 8 Square-Meter Condo
MID-SUKHUMVIT – Noble Development PCL announced today a new generation of advanced, eco-friendly, and trendy lifestyle living with its newest block of impossibly small condominiums. Noble PETRI will be...
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Awful Bangkok Wine Bar Names Traced Back To Single Awful Copywriter
BANGKOK – In a shocking revelation that has rocked the F&B advertising and marketing world, the mystery of Bangkok’s ridiculously-monikered wine establishments has been conclusively shown to be...
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Bangkok Businesses Thrilled To Be Targeted By Bangkok Protesters
BANGKOK – As the January 13 shutdown of the capital by the People’s Democratic Reform Committee approaches, Bangkok’s business are happily preparing for the patriotic destruction of their revenue...
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Ku De Ta Gives Up
SATHORN – Bangkok’s newest high-end nightlife and entertainment complex, Ku De Ta, announced yesterday that it was giving up on Bangkok completely after three months of ridiculous circumstances....
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Nation “Mood Meter” Saves Newspaper Industry
BANGNA – The global decline in the traditional news industry, once considered inevitable, appears to have been completely and permanently reversed by the innovative addition of a “Mood Meter” on the...
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Non-Naked, Non-German, Non-Sex Tourist Plunges From Hotel Window
Thai Police Baffled At Unprecedented “Karl Slym” Case BANGKOK – The Royal Thai Police are asking the public to help with any leads in the mysterious death of Karl Slym, 51, who died after jumping out...
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Army Bans 10 “Dangerous Books” From Bookstores
BANGKOK – Citing the need to promote harmony in society, the National Council for Peace and Order (NCPO) has instructed Thailand’s leading bookstores to remove 10 potentially incendiary titles from...
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Thai-led AEC Confirms Asian Dawn of Endless Prosperity
Sustaining co-operation jointly through synergistic unity of harmonic friendship jointly co-operative sustenance. BANGKOK – The ASEAN Economic Community, including the Heads of State/Government of...
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TAT Reports Candlelight Vigil Tourism Up 8000% Since Bomb
BANGKOK — Amidst dire economic news exacerbated by the recent bomb attacks in the capital city, the Tourism Authority of Thailand today reported some positive news, declaring a huge spike in...
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Central Embassy Reports Unnoticed Bomb Explosion From August 17
Central Embassy, where a bomb from August 17 neither injured or disturbed anyone RATCHAPRASONG – The Central Pattana Group today reported that a large bomb was detonated inside the Central Embassy mall...
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